Grunge Gamer

Sorry for the lull everybody, winter breaks are productivity killers. Without further delay, we present the final list of gamers we love to hate.

We've all played with them. They exist out there and there's nothing that can be done to stop them. Some are funny, some are tragic and then there are those that make you sad to know that we share a gene pool. Grunge Gamer presents part one of the most loathsome multiplayer gamers.

Fuck you. Specifically the one I got into a shouting match with on Saturday night, fuck you.

You think you're cool because you know a map exploit in Call of Duty to get underneath the map and kill anybody who has the misfortune of playing? You're a cocksucker and deserve to be banned for life from Xbox Live.

I'm sure you're all a bit perplexed by the title and I'll do my best to try to explain.

I play a lot of games online, mostly FPS and these days it's relatively limited to console action save for some TF2 action here and there on my PC. Like the majority of people out there I play the Call of Duty franchise on my 360 and a little Killzone 2 on the PS3. Just to be clear, this is directed at the CoD crowd. Now that the formalities are out of the way, let's get to the good stuff.

I'm sure there are a plethora of rants out there that already complain about the Wii since its release. There is a reason that the controller dominates most of console gaming's history. That's because it works. Damn well I might add.Controllers give you a sense of...well, control. You can feel a controller. You move the joystick slightly and you walk; push it to the edge and you run. It's a simple concept and it works. The Wiimote changed that.